Me and bro meeting one last time before he turns into a memecoin rugger and I start my shitpost arc

Might wake up to a flush to 86K~ the way we're dicking around above the equal lows at 89.3K for hours now. I'll leave a bid, half risk. $BTC in a sad state, not very interested in it, but that'd be enough pain for scalp long imo. No need for wide SL, sweep into demand or lower.

$ETH was pure bait 🤮
Going for the greyed out levels it we fail to hold $2650

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• Price: Around $0.116 – $0.133 USD (trading near $0.120–$0.129 on major trackers like CoinMarketCap and CoinGecko; recent 24h changes mixed with ~2–10% swings, down ~1–3% in some sessions but up ~7% over the past week in spots).
• Market Cap: Approximately $121M – $136M USD (ranked ~#240–#380 globally).
• 24h Trading Volume: $5.7M – $12M USD (moderate, with occasional spikes).
• Circulating Supply: ~1.02–1.04 billion CORE (out of max/har

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🍫 Gold is hitting price records again — the price per ounce has exceeded $4,700.

MORISON
Broke its 2012 yearly high of N5.85/share and closed today at N6.85/share after 13 years. Total volume traded this year so far is 1.02 million units.
Another Memestock spotted. All I wanna see is a retracement to the 2012 yearly high of N5.85/share and possibly N5.3/share
#NFA

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Breaking: Polymarket now puts an 82% probability that Michael Saylor’s Strategy will accumulate 800,000 Bitcoin by year’s end.
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🚨BIG PLAYERS WERE BUYING WHILE SMALLER HOLDERS WERE SELLING
During the November-December bottoming phase, Bitcoin showed a clear split in behavior.
Large wallets were accumulating.
Smaller wallets were distributing.
This means strong hands were quietly building positions while weak hands were giving up.
That is usually what real bottoms look like.
When price was falling and sentiment was negative, big holders were not panicking. They were absorbing supply.
At the same time, part of this activity also came from exchange wallet reshuffling. Coins were being moved between internal wallets, which

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$LPTH
It broke 💥the fibo it got rejected at last week (it will be confirmed with the weekly close)

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Long metals, short crypto
$BTC for real rejecting macro resistance and has had a failed break out on the ltf channel
The hopeful expectation that reclaiming the centre trend of the BEAR FLAG would result in a move atleast up to 200d sma has not materialised
Unfortunate indeed. So unless the MM’s are going to truly fuck with you all and send it after this… the forgone conclusion is, the bear flag will play out like a bear flag
Which means $80-75k is next 🥱
Ltf may reverse here but given the weakness a good owld nuke or ltf chop is expected