Programmable money sounds revolutionary, right? We've been hearing about it for years. But here's the thing—it still doesn't work the way real finance demands.

Even chains that pride themselves on speed? Developers are stuck patching together workarounds—bundlers, bots, off-chain scripts that could break any second. And for what? Just to handle something basic like distributing yield across thousands of wallets.

The vision was seamless financial automation. The reality? A maze of fragile duct-tape solutions. Why is a simple task still this complicated?