Metaplanet just issued $50M in zero-interest bonds to buy more Bitcoin
Zero interest
Meaning the market literally lent them money for free
So they could stack #SATs
Corporate orange-pilling is accelerating 🔥

Can someone recommend a side hustle that ACTUALLY pays, inflation is killing me. 🥹

S&P 500 Breaks Record
🤔 Strength or a Fragile Peak?
The S&P 500, the benchmark index for US stock markets, reached an all-time high, surpassing 7,173 at its latest close. This rise is not just a technical record; it's a critical signal indicating a reshaping of risk appetite, expectations, and capital flows in global markets.
The fundamental dynamics behind this rally are quite clear:
• Strong earnings season: Over 80% of reported company results exceeded expectations.
• AI theme: Expectations of AI-focused growth, particularly in large technology companies, are driving the market higher.
• L

As expected in a bear market, this year's Bitcoin Conference was very cold!
It feels like there were 80% fewer people than last year, I had no place to sit during last year's speeches, and the booths were crowded. This year, it's empty, with far fewer exhibitors.
Last year’s bull market plus speeches by politicians like Vance attracted a large number of visitors.
This can be seen as a concrete manifestation of a bear market; are people still calling for a bull?
But the Bitcoin Conference is still the most fun, with geeks gathering and full of novelty #bitcoin2026

【$DAM Signal】Funding rate surging, 1H high-level consolidation, waiting for a pullback to go long
$DAM 4H MACD bullish pillar expanding but 1H pillar shortening, Bollinger upper band at 0.0724 is far away, currently oscillating around 0.0544 with narrow range. Funding rate at 0.74% is extreme, deep sell pressure at -27.89%. High-level long-short battle is intense, chasing longs directly has a poor risk-reward ratio, but shorting also carries huge risk.
🎯Direction: Long (Place order)
⚡Entry/Order: 0.05414
🛑Stop loss: 0.03320
🚀Target 1: 0.05442
🚀Target 2: 0.05463
🛡️Trade manag

Beijing catches cottonwood fluff to exchange for milk
Does it look like pretending to send lobsters in exchange for eggs?
The deep-rooted cultural legacy of the Chinese people's bad habits

sam altman is about to be questioned in court about how he turned a charity into a $1 trillion company.
quick recap of how we got here:
2015: musk, altman, brockman and a few others co-found openai as a nonprofit charity. the stated mission is to build agi "to benefit humanity," free from shareholder pressure and profit motives.
2015-2017: musk personally funds the charity with around $38 million.
2018: musk leaves the board after losing an internal fight over direction.
2019: openai creates a for-profit subsidiary. the nonprofit technically sits on top, but the for-profit eclipses it.
2022-20

$AIOT Signal | High-level pullback to go long, very low profit/loss ratio
$AIOT Current price 0.08591, 1H RSI 62, buy depth -22%, sell pressure明显. 4H MACD histogram contracting, upward momentum weakening. Price has broken away from the upper limit of the suggested range at 0.08548, short-term resistance.
🎯Direction: Long (pending order pullback)
⚡Entry: 0.08548 (suggested range upper limit pending order)
🛑Stop loss: 0.05751
🚀Target 1: 0.08583
🚀Target 2: 0.08618
🛡️Trade management: - Reduce position by 50% upon reaching Target 1, move stop loss up to entry price. If not fille

#比特币Breaks79K
Buying Again 101,901 ETH, BitMine Officially Controls 5 Million ETH Tokens
BitMine has increased its Ethereum holdings by 101,901 ETH over the past week. Announced in an official release, this addition brings the total ETH assets controlled by BitMine to 5,078,386 tokens as of April 26, 2026. This amount is equivalent to 4.21% of the total circulating ETH supply, which is 120.7 million tokens.
​In its official report, BitMine also confirmed the purchase of 10,000 ETH from the Ethereum Foundation through OTC transactions. The transaction was conducted at an average price of $2,38

$AKESO USDT Long Setup
📍 Entry: 17.523
🎯 TP1: 18.000
🎯 TP2: 18.500
🎯 TP3: 19.200
🛑 SL: 17.000
+4.40% gain, extremely low volume 14.2. Break above 18.226 high targets 18.00+. SL below 17.00 support. Very low liquidity, high slippage risk. Avoid.

Come and get a signed copy. I'm at the Minotaur booth at the Las Vegas conference. You can DM me too.

#BTC Bitcoin is faith, faith is myth, myth is God, God will only make Bitcoin more valuable.

What does your pinned chats on your TG look like?

Despite testing 79.5K, selling pressure accelerated with the US market open. BTC lost ground at 78K and 77K respectively, falling to 76.4K. A similar pattern was observed in ETH; after testing 2400, the price retreated to 2266. There is no single catalyst triggering this movement. Rising oil prices, weakness in the dollar index, the upcoming Fed week, and increasingly uncertain macroeconomic headlines all weighed on risk appetite.
In total, approximately $295 million in liquidations occurred, the majority of which consisted of long positions. Funding rates remaining at neutral levels indicate

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The 4 needle movers I watch every single day.
1. The economy.
2. Interest rates.
3. Earnings per share growth.
4. S&P 500 / Nasdaq valuation.
That is it.
Everything else falls into one of these buckets eventually.
Labor market data goes into economy.
Fed decisions go into rates.
Earnings reports go into EPS.
PE ratios and forward expectations go into valuation.
If a number is not feeding into one of these.
I do not care about it.
Most retail investors drown in noise because they do not have a framework.
Build the framework. Filter everything through it.
Same 4 buckets. Every cycle. Forever.

【$LUMIA Signal】In the 4H overbought zone, the bulls remain strong; pullbacks are a buying opportunity
$LUMIA 4H Bollinger Band upper band is under pressure around 0.1759; the 1H MACD histogram has shrunk to 0.0007. Momentum is slowing, but not turning weak. RSI (1H) is 65, the funding rate is 0.005% and steady, and open interest is stable. The bid side is slightly stronger (ratio 1.08), but sell pressure at high levels has started to appear.
🎯 Direction: Long (place orders on pullback)
⚡ Entry/Order: 0.17200 - 0.17271
🛑 Stop loss: 0.13253
🚀 Target 1: 0.18733
🚀 Target 2: 0.20560

【$PRL Bearish Signal】4H Overbought + 1H Volume Exhaustion
$PRL 4H RSI 76.56, clear break in buying momentum. 1H MACD shows a death cross expanding, Bollinger Band upper band at 0.3622 forming resistance. Funding rate -0.4073%, long positions have high entry costs, but open interest remains stable, price has not broken out with volume. Current price 0.3179, 4H histogram shrinking, clear signs of distribution at high levels.
🎯Direction: Short
⚡Entry/Order: 0.3163
🛑Stop Loss: 0.3200 (slightly above local high)
🚀Target 1: 0.2956 (previous 1H low)
🚀Target 2: 0.2815 (1H support leve