Hotel Room Before and After: The Difference

Before Section
1. You understand my ulterior motives, I understand your pretended restraint
2. I'm just brushing against you, not going all the way!
3. Tonight, I'll book the room, you just come
4. Here's the room card, swipe to open the door, also swipe open my heart
5. King bed or twin beds? You decide, and I decide what happens in the bed

After Section
1. It's not that I love you, it's that I'm satisfied
2. You messed up my hair! I'm almost bald now
3. Next time don't book a water bed, explaining how it got wet is too much trouble
4. Afterward, he said: Finally got revenge for you shutting down during LOL
5. Room check: My significant other's pants aren't even back on yet, hold on!