Carlitosway

You’re fighting and arguing about someone’s hype and reach on X.
I am fostering connections and researching winners to add to my portfolio.
We’re not the same!

You might use Kast
But do you have more points??

Life hack
If you don’t get married you can’t get a divorce. You also can’t have children. Meaning you have:
> peaceful long nights & mornings
> a full set of hair, no stress
> freedom to do what you want
> all your money is just yours
> lunch like a king, alone
Pro tip if you eat out alone:
Dress nicely, take loads of pictures. Ask specific questions about the food. Take notes. You may not know it, but you are everyone’s prime customer with a quick turnaround.
Potentially even considered an undercover Michelin employee secretly rating their restaurant. They’ll try their best to provid

The most sus line on 𝕏

The world right now
Capybara: me ☕️

Custom BMW R80R
Selling this beauty and delivering it personally to your door. Drove it around Europe for five years. Probably more reliable than your gf..
Price on request.

Mistakes were made by a brain I control
I could have bought an apartment here two years ago for 400,000€. I didn’t.
It’s now worth ~1,000,000€, or 600,000€ in potential profit missed.
Last building ever designed by the legendary Zaha Hadid, in Malta.
Oh, and that statue at the bottom is made by my friend @ZackRitchie5.
If if if.. doesn’t exist, but fvck me 💸

How I imagine paradise
> A world at peace and accountability
> Gov’s acting with an invisible hand
> Low taxation, effectively used
> No bureaucracy overspending
> No corruption, no lobbying
> Free health care with AI
> Free education
Money spent in people’s interest

Don’t be exit liquidity
Geopolitical portfolio assessment:
> The war was declared over thrice, it’s not
> SoH was open, now it’s a double blockade
> Iran charging tolls, U.S. Navy interdicting
> Stocks at ATHs in the middle of a war
> Crypto pumping, bulls feel euphoric
> Oil down only cuz U.S. is draining the tank
> Insiders shorting crypto, long on oil
> This is the mother of all bull traps
> Max volatility, perps will get rekt
If you want exposure, hodl spot!