META MAY CUT 20% OF STAFF. INSIDERS SAY 30%.
15.8K jobs gone.
Reality Labs gutted.
$135B redirected to AI.
Here's what everyone's missing:
This isn't a layoff. It's a blueprint.
Meta's not cutting because revenue's down. They're cutting because AI does it faster.
Support teams that needed 50? Now need 5.
Code that took weeks? Ships in days.
Goal: 40% fewer employees by 2026.
While roles disappear, NEW ones emerge:
- AI trainers at $200K+
- Prompt engineers
- Automation architects
The question isn't "will AI take my job?"
It's "can I use AI better than the person next to me?"
Meta just bet $135

$ETH Intraday outlook: ETH on the small timeframe is currently consolidating at high levels, forming a triangle convergence pattern. If volume is released again to push prices higher, targeting 2380-2550.
The appearance of a long wick on the small timeframe indicates that the bullish momentum is weakening, suggesting a good entry point for short positions. In the evening, pay attention to Powell's speech to see how it might affect the market trend. A rate cut in March is already a certainty.
Short entry zone: 2380-2550. Defensive stop-loss if the price breaks above and stabilizes at 2600 (if

# Last Night You Probably Did Something a Bit Silly
You set an alarm for 2 a.m. Or maybe you didn't, but the first thing you did when you opened your eyes was grab your phone and check the price.
The Fed announced: rates unchanged. The dot plot came out—2026 rate cut expectations compressed from 1 cut to nearly 0.
Then…BTC didn't really move. Still hovering around $74000 .
Many people checked, then put their phones back down. Unsure what to think.
This "unsure what to think"—that itself is a signal.
Over the past two years, BTC's relationship with the Fed was crystal clear: dovish dot plot, BT

$UBER: Robotaxi expansion roadmap + AI tie-ins
Sentiment: Positive
'''Uber shares jumped on plans to launch an autonomous robotaxi fleet in Los Angeles and San Francisco in H1 2027 and expand to 28 cities by 2028, with reports also tying the story to NVIDIA/AI and Amazon partnerships; the upside hinges on execution and regulatory timelines versus hype-driven multiple expansion.'''

#SECAndCFTCNewGuidelines
The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) released a joint statement on Tuesday explaining how federal securities laws will be applied to crypto assets; this step was recorded as one of the most comprehensive initiatives to date aimed at defining regulatory boundaries in the U.S.
Shift in Federal Crypto Policy: SEC and CFTC Establish Jurisdiction and Token Classifications
The guidance released in Washington, D.C. (1 & 2) outlines how various crypto assets and related activities are subject to existing securities a

You don't see this every day.
BTC has had negative funding rates for a whole month straight.
They are still at high negative rates now.
What are the bears thinking? Not only do they have to pay capital costs, but they also have to endure the pain of holding positions against the market.
Let me put it this way: based on data from the past three years, prices have never crashed under sustained negative funding rates.
Major crashes at high levels always occur under the condition of high positive funding rates.

Iran situation has been messed up by Trump now, which will make his China visit extremely embarrassing.
He originally came with two heads to offer, but now it's turned into coming with one head, and his JJ is being bitten by the other head. What's he coming for? To ask for help?

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MARKET: In the last 24 hours, the price of Ethereum rose 1.09% to reach $2,340.
This advance outperformed the overall market and solidified a technical structure that is fueling investor optimism.
ETFs and corporate treasuries, the pillars of the rally
The main driver of this surge is renewed interest from large investors.
Ethereum spot ETFs in the US have seen five consecutive days of positive inflows, with net inflows exceeding $160 million last week.
This figure represents their best weekly performance since mid-January.

#CryptoMarketBouncesBack: The Recovery Is Real – Here's What You Need to Know
Just a few weeks ago, the mood was gloomy.
Bitcoin had tumbled, geopolitical tensions were spiking, and everyone was asking: Is this the big one? Is crypto finally done?
Fast forward to today, and the answer is clear.
The crypto market has not only survived—it has bounced back with authority. Bitcoin is flirting with $75,000 again . Ethereum is up nearly 13% on the week . And perhaps most importantly, institutional money is pouring back in .
But here is the thing about bounces: they ask tough questions.
Is this a dea

Bitcoin showed early morning signals today and delivered on its plan, pulling back to 73500 and rallying near 74600!
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The rebound candlestick has a full, solid body, indicating strong buying support. Short-term bulls are in control. Trade the rebound with a steady long bias.
Entry zone: 74,200–74,300
Stop loss: below 73,900
First target: 74,700–74,800 near previous highs, reduce positions
Second target: 75,000 round number, attempt a breakout with remaining positions. Currently, this is a short-term rebound long setup. Larger timeframes remain constrained by expectations of Fed decision, so focus on short-term swings and avoid overcommitting. #SEC与CFTC新监管指引 $BTC

Gold is suitable for intraday scalping, as it has been oscillating within this range.

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# Spot Gold Midday Analysis - March 18, 2026
This morning spot gold opened flat near 5002. During the Asian session, it initially surged slightly to 5015, then pulled back, testing lows around 4985. Overall, the price action showed a pattern of rise followed by decline with narrow, weak oscillations. Volatility was limited with investors adopting a wait-and-see sentiment, failing to establish a one-sided trend.
The Asian session lacked major data releases today. The market is primarily awaiting the Fed's decision this evening, with everyone speculating on the rate-cutting pace. As rate-cut exp

#SECAndCFTCNewGuidelines
SEC and CFTC agree on new guidelines for crypto assets 🚀! The deal establishes a regulatory framework, ending years of uncertainty.
*Key Points:*
- *Bitcoin & Ethereum:* Officially classified as digital commodities, under CFTC oversight.
- *Digital Assets:* SEC & CFTC to develop joint classification approach.
- *Collaboration:* Agencies will share data and coordinate regulation.
*Goals:*
- Provide regulatory clarity
- Protect investors
- Foster crypto industry growth
A significant step for the crypto industry. "This is the start of a new era," said SEC Chair Paul Atk

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