NotJeromePowell

So much winning

You’re in a restaurant and see this in your bill. What are you doing?

Men will literally live like this and find it perfectly fine

*38 trillion

Trump just posted this

“Mom how did we get so rich?”
“Your dad worked for the government. His firm bought up the rights to tariff refunds for 20-30 cents on the dollar after Liberation Day last year.
Today, the Supreme Court struck the tariffs down. For every $100 invested, your dad made 3-5x.”

Hey @grok remove tariff man

“Dad, we went long the market because we thought your bs tariffs were going to be nuked today. At least we’re up.”